Saturday, March 6, 2010

Baby got Back!!

What is it about nice round asses that is so alluring to men?

There is nothing mo better than seeing a female walking down the street with a small waste and a nice round bubble butt.

Now mind you, the butt don't have to be gigantic.....

Because this right here is just too much booty ass booty.
But this......

Is the perfect butt. Not too big, but not too small.
What I can't stand is seeing a female with what I call a "long back".( I got this phrase from Slauscito over at 
O Hell Nawl.) Exhibit A....
This ass is just wrong. This is an accute case of "noassatol". There is no cure for this syndrome. Well maybe if this chick layed off the crack, meth and bootlegged prescription pills, then maybe some of the effects could be reversed.

My wife has a friend who suffered from "noassatol". So she recently went and got herself some booty implants.
Booty implants..... Who would have thunk it? And yes this chick is a Black woman. I never thought I would see the day where a Black Woman would need Booty Implants. This gives a whole new meaning to the phrase "paying for ass". But seeing a woman with a nice butt is well.... hypnotizing. I could watch asses parade by all day long. Maybe it is just the Black man in me.

I have White friends that say they like "tight asses." 
What the hell is a tight ass? I have argued with them and they say that round butts look nasty to them. I guess to each his own. 
Me..... Well......

"I like big butts and I cannot lie" I had to throw that in there.

A post about butts would not be complete without it.


Mr. I. M. BLACK said...

WOW!!! I thought you were a serious brother, the degradation and denigration of women in this fashion, only leads me to feel the hypocrisy of your previous postings.

Reggie said...

There is no place in the world for "pancake booty". If a woman can put her panties on backward and they fit better......there is something seriously wrong with that shit.

To quote a great man........

"Cause your waist is small and your curves are kickin'
And I'm thinkin' bout stickin'
To the beanpole dames in the magazines:
You ain't it, Miss Thing!
Give me a sister, I can't resist her
Red beans and rice didn't miss her
Some knucklehead tried to dis
'Cause his girls are on my list
He had game but he chose to hit 'em
And I pull up quick to get wit 'em
So ladies, if the butt is round,
And you want a triple X throw down,
Dial 1-900-MIXALOT
And kick them nasty thoughts
Baby got back!"

Marianne said...

White men still like round asses, but smaller, Kylie Minogue type. Might be the great emphasis put on youth in mainstream culture, they want a teenage girl butt (hence the "tight" thing). I've never heard a wm say he likes saggy pancake butts. But probably wm are more likely to accept other assets, like great legs or breasts, if the girl has a flat butt. I have a beautiful friend with a really flat butt (it would be small even for a guy), but she has legs like a stocking model and that compensates. Those girls in the 2nd pic have greats asses and very fit bodies, I doubt many men would say they are too big.

Marianne said...

Mr. I.M. Black - women check out men's asses all the time, just more discretely. We like to see and squeeze two round, firm buttocks too, no one likes concave behinds.

boukman70 said...

Actually, there's a thriving business in ass implants down in Brazil. Apparently, there's a lot of social pressure down there for women to have a bit of an onion. It's a great place to go sight-seeing. :)

♥PrettyPacino♥ said...

It's crazy because my friends and I were just discussing the White/Black booty issue lol... I work in a clothing store and we have these jeans that basically can make anyone look like they have a nice ass, no matter how tight or whatever. I compliment White women and they're like "OMG, my butt looks so huge! UGh!"'s crazy how non-white women usually have the opposite reaction lol.

Dirty Red said...

Mr Black,
So I am a hypocrite huh man?
Well I guess I will be that. So I take it that this will be your last visit to my hypocritical site huh? If not, then I guess that puts you in the same hypocritical boat with the rest of us, right?

Good quote man. I added you to my blog roll too man.

That teenage booty scares the hell out of me. I do have a WM that works with me that said that he cannot attract a girl over 19. And this dude is like 29 or 30.

Yeah I heard about this. But Booty Implants for a Black woman? I have seen it all now.

Pretty Pachino,
I don't understand this either. But I have seen some White Women with asses that would make Serena Williams stop and say Gat-dam!

Mr. I. M. BLACK said...


That is exactly the response I expected from you.

I will continue to look in on your blog from time to time, just not with the same amount of RESPECT.

Anna Renee said...

Those pictures have to be photoshopped or something! No woman could carry that much back! Anyway, brother those second group of women have such tiny cakes!! I thought a black man would be a little mo hungrier than that! That white girl is definetely suffering from "noassatol" A long back--I'll be using that phrase from now on! There are some white girl with junk in their trunks tho, Rachal Ray from the food network makes me a little jealous!
I once was watching Oprah or somebody when a black girl with "noassatol" was lamenting. Its probably traumatizing for a sista to suffer with this "ailment"
I wouldn't know myself. Ha!
Black men, It's alright to come down off the soapbox from time to time and just admire the beauty of the black woman--we like that! We have to define what is degradation for ourselves. I guess it lies in the intent of the owner of the blog.

Folk said...

What! A black woman got azz implants! Shyt. Neva thought I would hear that in my life time.

...but Folk against all things that are not OEM. So I don't care what ethnic group you're from, stick with the OEM, take care of the OEM, and respect the OEM.

No aftermarket parts for Folk.

Folk said...

Oh yeah, and that second pic... right, right.

Mr. I. M. BLACK said...

Mr. Red, my point (although somewhat overbearing) was, that if you are going to discuss the seriousness of how we perceive each other then in my opinion you should not come back with “Baby got Back”.
The appreciation of the Black Women is a joy to behold, and hold, Her defined figure is a wonderful gift to the Blackman; but, we must be careful not to exploit that beauty and realize that it is not an advertisement for public scrutiny or to prove whose bottom is bigger or better than the other.
Our Women, are our Queens, past, present, and future; they are our Mothers, Daughters, Sisters, Wives, and Friends.
I know I am probably too old to conform to today’s way of thinking, but then again I have been with my wife for the past 50 years, and when I look at her today I still see that wonderful Lady that has walked beside me every step of the way, thru my life energizing me with Her Love. I look into Her eyes, and I still that pool of strength that has helped me grow as a man, my thirst for her is still quenched by Her smile and a tender kiss. I am mesmerized by the way She walks towards me Her dress flowing beneath the hollow of Her thighs like running water and I am grateful that I am the fountain, that receives that gift, and when She walks away it’s like music a tune that is played just for me.
You see I have taken time to see all of Her and I am thankful that her Gift was given to me and that She chose me to be Hers.
By the very nature of the responses to your post, I feel that I owe you Mr. Red an apology for I am beginning to realize that my thoughts might be an outdated way of seeing, and where I might have seen danger and disrespect might have just been a mirage, for youth has time, and age has its experience.
To some I might seem a bit tight and rigid in my responses to various posts, but it is only because of what I have seen in my time, in addition to those unrecorded pieces of history that have not reflected the abuses that our women have suffered. Within the history of this country, our women have been viewed as sexual objects, their strength of character, and dedication to family, has never been fully recognized.