There is nothing mo better than seeing a female walking down the street with a small waste and a nice round bubble butt.
Now mind you, the butt don't have to be gigantic.....
Is the perfect butt. Not too big, but not too small.
What I can't stand is seeing a female with what I call a "long back".( I got this phrase from Slauscito over at
O Hell Nawl.) Exhibit A....This ass is just wrong. This is an accute case of "noassatol". There is no cure for this syndrome. Well maybe if this chick layed off the crack, meth and bootlegged prescription pills, then maybe some of the effects could be reversed.
My wife has a friend who suffered from "noassatol". So she recently went and got herself some booty implants.
Booty implants..... Who would have thunk it? And yes this chick is a Black woman. I never thought I would see the day where a Black Woman would need Booty Implants. This gives a whole new meaning to the phrase "paying for ass". But seeing a woman with a nice butt is well.... hypnotizing. I could watch asses parade by all day long. Maybe it is just the Black man in me.
I have White friends that say they like "tight asses."
What the hell is a tight ass? I have argued with them and they say that round butts look nasty to them. I guess to each his own.
"I like big butts and I cannot lie" I had to throw that in there.
A post about butts would not be complete without it.