Saturday, December 17, 2011

Too much money is never enough money

How much money is enough money? How much would it take for you to say...'OK son..This money right here? This shit right here son? This shit is enough. I needs no more money son. I got enough.'

Would it take 10 million? 100 million? 250 million? A billion?

How much would it take? Or is enough money not really enough money? Do you like money that folds? Or would you prefer to have money that don't fold? I mean money that will not fit in a wallet, money?

If you were given 1.2 million just for signing a contract to play a child's game..and then given $650,000 for the first year of that contract..another $875,000 the second year of that contract..and then a cool million for the last year with an option for another year at another 1.2 million...would you still want more? Would that be enough money for you to "feed your family"? Would that be enough money to provide your family with a nice Christmas?

Think on that a minute son....
OK..

Now that you have tossed that around for a minute....Would that be enough money for you?

Or would you feel the need to supplement your "meager" income by becoming the neighborhood dope-man?
Would you feel the need to stand on the corner with a "pocket full of stones"?

Would you feel the need to reup with a dude you did not know..one that you had never done any dirt with..one that was "suggested' to you by one of your "homies"?

No? Me neither..

But Sam Hurd did. 

For those that do not follow sports..Sam Hurd is was a wide receiver with the Chicago Bears. He was a former wide receiver down here in the Big D with the Cowboys. He was just arrested up in the Windy for arranging to buy 5 Keys of snow white...(that Lindsey Lohan)...and a half ton of that Stickey ickey ickey a week...from an undercover Fed.
5 birds and a half  TON of weed a week!! A week son!! Do any of ya'll know how much shit that is?

Anyways...

Obviously this wanna be Scarface nukka was setup. But that is not the point..

He was already set financially for life. If he had the brains to move that much product a WEEK... then he is not a dummy. Well he is a dummy...but shit..ya'll know where I'm going with this.

So why did he feel the need to slang weight on the side?
And if he was moving that much shit a WEEK..why was he meeting with a Fed? 5 birds and a half TON of weed is nothing to laugh at. He has obviously been doing this shit for a minute. So he had to have some flunkies working for him. With that much weight... The boss-man should be no where near the transaction. He should be somewhere close watching to make sure everything goes down the right way..but he should not be anywhere within 100 feet of the deal. And why was he fucking with a dude he did not know? And why was he even there himself? In person? In Black and white? Live in living color?

Disclaimer alert..
I am not speaking from experience... I am only speaking on what I saw on the wire....

Anyways..
This whole shit is just damn dumb to me. This dude was an alright receiver with a very good future ahead of him.
But as far as being the next "Big Meech"?

Nope. This dude is dumber than a room full of cloned Sarah Palins.

Wednesday, December 14, 2011

This is a Christian nation...really son? Really?

I hate religion.
And I have no use for people that are so blinded by their religion that they refuse to see any other person's point of view.

I do not understand why religion is a focal point in politics. I thought that it is in the constitution that religion and state are supposed to be separated. If Mitt Romney wants to believe that Jesus Christ descended upon Utah a hundred years ago and bought with him a new Bible...then he is entitled to that. If a Muslim wanted to throw his hat into the ring for a chance at the big seat...then more power to him.

This is supposed to be the country of freedom of religion. There is nothing in the Constitution that says that this is a solely Christian nation. There is nothing in the constitution that says that a person has to be "washed in the blood of Jesus" in order to sit in the funny shaped office, in the big seat, behind the 150 year old desk, in the big White House. If it is in there somewhere, somebody please correct me.

So all this focus on Mitt Romney being a Mormon is that bullshit. Who cares?

How can this country of all countries call itself a "Christian" nation?

Where are the "Christian" values?

I think that 95%  of Americans would call themselves "Christian"... But...

Actions speak louder than words..

Was it Christian to invade a country  on lies and bullshit? And then how Christian was it to defend that lie and bullshit after thousands of people were killed?
Is it Christian to refuse to give assistance to the elderly that need it? I believe it is written in the good book..."Honer thy father and thy mother"..
Is it Christian to abandon children by forcing them into schools that would rather meet quotas than educate them?
Is it Christian to flood the airwaves and TVs with images and music with violence and degradation? And then wonder why America has the most cases of violent deaths of all  the "industrialized" countries in the world?
Is it Christian to allow Celebrities to be put up on thrones and treat them as being equal to God himself?
Is it Christian to discriminate and treat others differently just because you don't like their skin color?
 Is it Christian to put money and power above the welfare of people?

If these are the attributes of being a CHRISTIAN...Then son, I wants no part in it.

My beliefs and values include treating others like I want to be treated.
They include respecting the elderly and putting children in a position where they can succeed in life.
They include owning up to my mistakes and not blaming others for the decisions that I make that might turn sideways on me. They include learning from my mistakes and not repeating them..because in my opinion...a mistake done twice is not a mistake..it is something that was meant.
My beliefs and values include not worshipping a man or an object. That is why I could give a fuck about what Brad Pitt is wearing to an event that honors other men and why you will never see anything that resembles a cross on my body or in my house.
My beliefs and values include living my life as good as I can without causing harm to another..But don't get it twisted....if you cross that thin..and it is a very thin line..you might come up missing. There is no turning the other check when it comes to Dirty Red.

Now if my beliefs are Christian.. then I'm all in. But this Christian thing that is supposed to represent America? You can keep that bullshit son...

Wednesday, December 7, 2011

Look here man...I need what you got so...Break yourself Fool!

I have a question....

If I have 10 dollars and you have 2...am I supposed to give give you 8? Am I under some kind of unwritten law that says that just because I have more money than you I have to give you most of my money just so life will be fair towards you? Am I supposed to help every homeless person out begging on the street, just because I have 2 or 3 extra dollars in my pocket and they don't have any? Am I supposed to feel sorry for you and your family because you went out and spent money that you didn't have and now your ass is hanging out?

Is this what that is?

I understand that some people need help. I understand that if I have it and can help I should. That is the morally right thing to do. But having said that I have to say this.....

I DO NOT HAVE TO HELP ANYBODY THAT I DON'T WANT TO HELP.

Did I say that loud enough?

And this brings me  to these 99% people.....

I don't get it.

What is the outcome of these demonstrations supposed to be?

Are all the rich people supposed to come out of their high rise offices and throw money down in the street? Are the bankers supposed to forgive every bodies debt in the name of Jesus?
Are all the mortgage companies supposed to give  everybody whose house got taken back another house to live in?
Are the credit card companies supposed to forgive the debt that people built up?

What is supposed to be the outcome?

Now these people did do something yesterday that I totally agree with... They went to the source of all this mess...Washington DC...and demanded to see the Politricksters that are at the root of this financial mess. They camped out in some of the Rethugs offices and stayed there waiting for an audience with all the pricks that are doing whatever they feel like they have to do to get the scary Kenyan socialist Black Guy out of their beloved White American mansion. But being the dicks and assholes they are...none of them came out to talk to them.

Now that is a protest I can get down with. Go to the source. If these clowns won't come out of their plush offices to answer questions...I'll wager my next 3 pay checks that they WILL come to the polls on  election day.

Vote these bastards out. Take THEIR jobs from them. Outsource THEIR shit. Take THEIR Health care from them.

VOTE THESE MOTHERFUCKERS OUT.

 That is the only power we as citizens have.

All this bullshit of sleeping in tents in parks and standing out in front of businesses and banks and all that silly shit....This is that bullshit son.

Don't get mad at somebody just because they have more than you. Learn the game and play it how they play it. If you want something.. go get that shit. If you have to work extra hard, then do that shit..If you have to sit in a classroom until 3 in the morning..then sit in that shit..If you have to save and sacrifice, it is only temporary.

Anything that is not EARNED is not going to last.

Get off of that shit that Rich people owe you something just because they are rich. You might not like how they got rich...but that is no excuse to stand around and blame them for your shit being fucked up. No one forced you to get a 10,000 sq ft house when you only make 25 k a year. No one forced you get a credit card with a 50k limit and then max that shit out. No one forced you to spend your last paycheck on Black Friday and now your lights are cut off. No one forced you to buy an Escalade while you live in your mama's basement. They sold a product and your dumbass bought it.

YOU did that stupid shit. So now YOU should do what YOU got to do to fix it.

If your job got outsourced, then I understand. If your mortgage broker lied to you, then I understand. If you got layed off, then I understand.
If I can help you I will.

But.... if you were not bamboozled, hood-winked or led astray in any way...Shut the fuck up..admit your mistakes and do what you have to to correct them.
And don't think you are entitled to mine just because I have it.

It's called being held accountable for your actions son.

Friday, November 25, 2011

Excuse me Mr. President...Can you tell me exactly what you have done the past 3 years?

Yesterday....Yes I had to work yesterday...Keeping America safe does not take a time off just because of a petty holiday...(shameless plug)..Sue Me..

Anyways...
Like I was saying... Yesterday (while I was at work missing the games that the rest of you were enjoying)I had a lengthy conversation with a Republican buddy of mine.We talked about the shitty choices he has to make next November regarding which one of the clowns he was going to vote for. He is not happy with the Republican representation thus far. He feels that it will be another 4 years of waiting to "take his country back".

I kinda agree with him but I kinda don't agree with him.

First, I believe that the majority of White people that pulled the level for Big O the first time did it out of White Guilt. They wanted to prove to themselves and the world that they were not the hated R word. So I think that this time around they are going to go right back into survival mode and Do The White Thing. I could be wrong...but I could be more right.
Second...most of the Republicans and the ones leaning on the fence watch Fox news bullshit and that means they are getting spoon feed a lot of Obama-hate and lies on a daily basis. And we all know that the ones that watch that mess are about as ill-informed as a person that thinks Kim Kardashian married for love and that Britney Spears is a helluva role model for teenage mothers. So I have to say that this election is not going to be a shoe-in for his O-ness. 

Which brings me back to my friend. He swears up and down that Big O has not done anything significant since he was "given" the White House on a silver platter. He has not accomplished not nan damn thing. He is the worst thing to happen to this "great" country of ours since the death of the Alzheimer having Actor in Chief, the great Ronster. I tried to tell this dude of the MANY MANY MANY things this President has done, but he kept giving the same talking points of his clown-ass Republican wanna be Nominees give on any day of the week that ends in day. So I decided to google, "List of Obama accomplishments", and this is what I found. Some of this shit I knew already but I was kinda surprised about a lot of it... And yes I am going to email this list to my friend as soon as I post this. This is a very long list, so prepare yourself...

"As I continue debating progressives and conservatives about Obama’s many accomplishments, I've decided to classify and list just a few of them.  He made 500 promises, 78% of them are at different stages of completion and 11% have been broken. I’ve listed only the “titles” of the policies and you can read the fuller explanations on Politifact. I’ve grouped them in policy categories with “my” headings.  The titles you see are taken directly from Politifact—verbatim.
Many of these policies have been on the progressive wish-list for decades and we need to make sure Obama can finish the job.  Remember, he has accomplished much more than is indicated on this list":
                             On Taxes:    
1. Extend Require economic justification for tax changes
2. Child tax credits and marriage-penalty fixes
3. Extend the Bush tax cuts for lower incomes
4. Extend and index the 2007 Alternative Minimum Tax patch
                       Small Businesses Policy:        

1. Create an Advanced Manufacturing Fund to invest in peer-reviewed manufacturing
    processes
2. Expand loan programs for small businesses
3. Raise the small business investment expensing limit to $250,000 through the
    end of 2009
               On Civil Rights/Social Policy:    

1. Increase minority access to capital
2. Implement "Women Owned Business" contracting program
3. Reinstate executive order to hire an additional 100,000 federal employees with
    disabilities within five years.
4. Grant Americans unrestricted rights to visit family and send money to Cuba
5. Promote cultural diplomacy
6. Appoint an American Indian policy adviser
7. Work to overturn Ledbetter vs. Goodyear
8. Increase the Veterans Administration budget to recruit and retain more mental
    health professionals
9. Appoint a special adviser to the president on violence against women
10. Fully fund the Violence Against Women Act
                              For the Poor:

1. Expand the Nurse-Family Partnership to all low-income, first-time mothers
2. Give tax credits to those who need help to pay health premiums
3. Expand eligibility for Medicaid
4. Provide affordable, high-quality child care
5. Expand Pell grants for low-income students
6. Establish 'Promise Neighborhoods' for areas of concentrated poverty
7. Extend unemployment insurance benefits and temporarily suspend taxes on
    these benefits
                    Technology/Internet:      

1. Change standards for determining broadband access
2. Support network neutrality on the Internet
3. Appoint the nation's first Chief Technology Officer
                      Consumer Protection:      

1. Establish a credit card bill of rights
2. Create new financial regulations
3. Create new criminal penalties for mortgage fraud
4. Health Policy
5. Reverse restrictions on stem cell research
6. Close the "doughnut hole" in Medicare prescription drug plan
7. Require insurance companies to cover pre-existing conditions
8. Expand the Senior Corps volunteer program
9. Require large employers to contribute to a national health plan
10. Require children to have health insurance coverage
11. Expand eligibility for State Children's Health Insurance Fund (SCHIP)
12. Require health plans to disclose how much of the premium goes to patient care
13. Establish an independent health institute to provide accurate and objective
      information
14. In non-competitive markets, force insurers to pay out a reasonable share of
      their premiums for patient care
15. Eliminate the higher subsidies to Medicare Advantage plans
16. Expand funding to train primary care providers and public health practitioners
17. Increase funding to expand community based prevention programs
18. Sign a "universal" health care bill
                        Veterans Affairs:      

1. Fully fund the Veterans Administration
2. Assure that the Veterans Administration budget is prepared as 'must-pass'
    legislation
3. Expand the Veterans Administration's number of "centers of excellence" in  
    specialty care
4. Create a military families advisory board
             As Commander in Chief:            

1. Direct military leaders to end war in Iraq
2. Begin removing combat brigades from Iraq
3. No permanent bases in Iraq
4. Send two additional brigades to Afghanistan
5. Strengthen and expand military exchange programs with other countries
6. Make greater investment in advanced military air technology
7. End the abuse of supplemental budgets for war
          National Security and International Affairs:

1. Bolster the military's ability to speak different languages
2. Make U.S. military aid to Pakistan conditional on anti-terror efforts
3. Open "America Houses" in Islamic cities around the globe
4. Give a speech at a major Islamic forum in the first 100 days of his administration
5. Allocate Homeland Security funding according to risk
6. Create a real National Infrastructure Protection Plan
7. Increase funding for local emergency planning
8. Stop the development of new nuclear weapons
9. Seek verifiable reductions in nuclear stockpiles
10. Extend monitoring and verification provisions of the START I Treaty
11. Stand down nuclear forces to be reduced under the Moscow Treaty
12. Organize successful Nonproliferation Treaty (NPT) Review Conference in 2010
13. Appoint a White House Coordinator for Nuclear Security
14. Initiate a grant and training program for law enforcement to deter cyber crime
15. Improve relations with Turkey, and its relations with Iraqi Kurds
16. Launch an international Add Value to Agriculture Initiative (AVTA)
17. Create a rapid response fund for emerging democracies
18. Restore funding for the Byrne Justice Assistance Grant (Byrne/JAG) program 
19. KILLED BIN LADEN and SEVERAL other Taliban Leaders....
                             Energy Policy:  

1. Establish an Energy Partnership for the Americas
2. Encourage farmers to use more renewable energy and be more energy efficient
3. Require 10 percent renewable energy by 2012
4. Release oil from Strategic Petroleum Reserve
5. Raise fuel economy standards
6. Invest in all types of alternative energy
7. Enact tax credit for consumers for plug-in hybrid cars
8. Ask people and businesses to conserve electricity
9. Require more energy-efficient appliances
10. Create a 'Green Vet Initiative' to promote environmental jobs for veterans
11. Create job training programs for clean technologies
12. Require states to provide incentives for utilities to reduce energy consumption
13. Support high-speed rail
14. Support airline service in small towns
15. Invest in public transportation
16. Equalize tax breaks for driving and public transit
17. Consider "smart growth" in transportation funding
18. Will seek more accommodations of bicycles and pedestrians
19. Help states and localities address sprawl
20. Share enviromental technology with other countries
21. Double federal spending for research on clean fuels
22. Provide grants to encourage energy-efficient building codes
23. Increase funding for the Environmental Protection Agency
                Transparency and Personal Promises:

1. Release presidential records
2. Require new hires to sign a form affirming their hiring was not due to political
    affiliation or contributions.
3. Ban lobbyist gifts to executive employees
4. Create a national declassification center
5. Get his daughters a puppy
6. Appoint at least one Republican to the cabinet
                          Education:

1. Recruit math and science degree graduates to the teaching profession
2. Create an artist corps for schools
3. Increase funding for land-grant colleges
4. Champion the importance of arts education
5. Support increased funding for the NEA
6. Reduce subsidies to private student lenders and protect student borrowers
7. Provide grants to early-career researchers
8. Environment
9. Encourage water-conservation efforts in the West
10. Increase funding for national parks and forests
11. Increase funding for the Land and Water Conservation Fund
12. Create a community college partnership program
13. Pursue a wildfire management plan
14. Remove more brush, small trees and vegetation that fuel wildfires
15. More controlled burns to reduce wildfires
16. Expand access to places to hunt and fish
                         LGBT Issues:  

1. Push for enactment of Matthew Shepard Act, which expands hate crime law to
    include sexual orientation and other factors
2. Repeal "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" policy
                           Urban Policy:  

1. Restore funding to the EEOC and the U.S. Department of Labor's Office of  
    Federal Contract Compliance Programs
2. Reform mandatory minimum sentences
3. Create a White House Office on Urban Policy
4. Fully fund the Community Development Block Grant (CDBG)
5. Establish program to convert manufacturing centers into clean technology leaders
6. Establish special crime programs for the New Orleans area
6. Rebuild schools in New Orleans
7. Fund a major expansion of AmeriCorps
8. Create a Social Investment Fund Network
                      NASA:                

1. Add another Space Shuttle flight
2. Use the private sector to improve spaceflight
3. Work with international allies on space station
4. Partner to enhance the potential of the International Space Station
5. Use the International Space Station for fundamental biological and physical
    research
6. Explore whether International Space Station can operate after 2016
7. Conduct robust research and development on future space missions
8. Increase spending to prepare for longer space missions
9. Work toward deploying a global climate change research and monitoring system
                           Science and Technology:

1. Enhance earth mapping
2. Appoint an assistant to the president for science and technology policy
3. Support commercial access to space
4. Establish school programs to highlight space and science achievements
                   Regarding Bin Laden:                  

We will kill bin Laden
          Regarding jobs and the Stimulus Plan:
I believe it’s also important to use “facts” to refute the myth that the stimulus was a failure and didn’t help the economy.  In addition to providing apprx. 300 billion in middle-class tax cuts and another 300 to struggling states, it did this according to the CBO:
..."CBO estimates that ARRA’s policies had the following effects in the first quarter of calendar year 2011:

1. They raised real (inflation-adjusted) gross domestic product by between 1.1 percent and 3.1 percent,
2. Lowered the unemployment rate by between 0.6 percentage points and 1.8 percentage points,
3. Increased the number of people employed by between 1.2 million and 3.3 million, and
4. increased the number of full-time-equivalent (FTE) jobs by 1.6 million to 4.6 million compared with what would have occurred otherwise. (Increases in FTE jobs include shifts from part-time to full-time work or overtime and are thus generally larger than increases in the number of employed workers).”
The Daily Kos, Aug 2011.

This is the "nothing" that this President of ours has done.

So where in the hot-ass seven hells is my friend and all his think-a-like buddies getting their information from?

Not from anyplace reliable...That is for damn sure.

Monday, November 21, 2011

The age of the metrosexual...

Since I have taken it upon myself to try to improve upon this already sexy body by putting myself through hell 4 times a week at my neighborhood LA Fitness....I have noticed several things about shit that either I was too scared to even think about or I just didn't notice...

I think it is a combination of both but I will let you, my faithful readers be the judge.....

Since I have been working out regularly for the past say...2 years now...I have been noticing the male and female body shape in a different way.

Now when I say "male" body shape, I don't mean that in a Homosexual way. I am not looking at men and getting all sexually excited or any thing like that..what I'm saying is I am looking at dudes in a way to improve on how I look. If I see a dude with cut up shoulders or arms or calf's, I think well shit...I wonder how he got his shit like that? What exercises does he do? I wonder if I can fit that into my workout? Nine times out of ten I will go up to the dude and ask them. This has gotten me some useful information and it has also gotten me some weird looks. But nine times out of ten the dude I ask will give me some pointers. I have made a few friends by doing this. I also notice when a dude is in the gym just to be seen. I am talking about the type of person that is not really into getting healthy they just want to be seen in a pair of tights and a muscle shirt. The type person that tries to work out with way too much weight for them to handle and they end up looking like they are rehearsing for a Dancing With the Stars audition. I am pretty sure all of you have seen people like this. A dude that's telling himself that he is working his biceps, but he is working every muscle in his body just to do one rep.

Yeah that guy.

I have also noticed the females that come to the gym. To tell the truth I notice them a lot more than I notice the grunting ass dudes.

I have to say that what I thought I thought was sexy about women before I got serious about getting in shape has definitely changed.
I used to tell myself that I wanted a women that worked out and kept her body tight. And in some ways I still do..but...

I prefer a woman with some looseness with her curves. I don't like all the tight muscely ass women that frequent my gym. After a while they all start to look like the grunting ass dudes. I like a little bounce and shake with my women, ya know? Now I think a women that works out is sexy...very gatdamn sexy, but there is a limit for me. I don't like a woman that works out so much that she looses her femininity. Even though I like women with nice thick thighs and legs, I don't want a women that can squat more than I can. I don't want my head crushed if I decide to put my face in the place and I start to tickle that little man in the boat..which I have been known to do....Ya understand what I'm saying?

I prefer my women to be healthy, but healthy does not mean looking like a Linebacker for the Green Bay Packers.

A little cellulite never hurt nobody, ya heard me? A woman is supposed to be soft and cuddly, not hard and manish.

And oh yeah.. I know I said I have noticed the male body a little different now...but fellas this does not mean that I want to go into a PUBLIC sauna after a nice workout and see your shriveled up ass and balls Naked ass nasty Naked in there like it is your own personal shit. I mean really son? Who the fuck goes in a PUBLIC ass sauna butt naked ass naked? To sit with other dudes? Where is this shit normal at? I understand being comfortable with your sexuality and all that, but really son?

Really?

Wednesday, November 16, 2011

Big O... This race is yours to lose son

I have not updated my blog in a minute now. I really have no excuse as to why I have not been sharing my thoughts with you, my faithful readers, other than the fact that I have had writers block. I have had several ideas for posts, I just have not been able to form those ideas into writable sentences.

For that I apologize.

But I'm back bytches!!

So let's begin, shall we?

The Republican Party is in a grand state of disarray. And I love it.
The candidates they have to choose from to oppose Big O next year is about as fucked up as trying to watch a monkey fuck a football.

I admit it makes for very entertaining reality TV, but other than that?

Really?

This is the best they can come up with?

Where do I start?

Herman Cain....
Just because you ran a Pizza Company (that no longer exists by the way), you think you have what it takes to sit in the big seat in the big white house that is currently occupied by a Black man? When you have no original ideas on foreign policy and your 999 bullshit sounds like an ad advertising a pizza from your use to be Pizza Company? Now I have to admit I kinda feel you with all the sexual harassment mess.. I mean come on son, why are these women coming out now? What makes 10 years later the breaking point to want to talk? This is it that bullshit son. But other than that? You are as done as one of your pizzas that were famous for being over cooked and hard and nasty and just plain bad.

Newt Gingrich...
Really son? You actually think that YOU, the only Speaker of The House in this countries history to ever be KICKED out of office face first has a chance of becoming President? The same man that had his wife served with divorce papers while she was still in the hospital recovering from cancer surgery? The same man that lead the charge against the President's adultery while engaging in adultery yourself?
Really Newt? What, you  thought we forgot?

Michell Bauchman....
I don't have enough space or time to talk about your extremely dumb ass. You are about as bright as a Black Hole, no disrespect to Black Holes. You make Sarah Palin look like Margaret Thatcher.

Ron Paul....
I was actually paying attention to what you had to say until I started to do a little research into your past. You and your son are two of the biggest racists and hypocrites in American politics.. So fuck you my good man. That is all.

Rick Perry....
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA.....excuse me folks....I just fell out of my chair laughing...give me a minute to compose myself....

Who else? Uhhhhhh...oh yeah.. The Mormon.

Mitt Romney....
I actually feel sorry for you sir. In truth you are the only person on this list that might be a little qualified. It's too bad that you can't make up your mind on any damn thing. I mean one minute you want to go right, then you say you were going right until the crowd went left, so you turned left only to go right again. Watching you is like getting on a roller coaster after eating a 3 piece and a honey biscuit from Churches chicken. It's all good going down, but with all the spinning and turning and flip flopping; sooner rather than later that 3 piece and that honey biscuit is running all down the front of your shirt. And it don't help your cause any being a Mormon either. I mean especially in a country that prides itself on Religious freedom as long as the freedom includes Jesus, the Holy Spirit and the virgin Mary dying on a cross.

So this is it folks. This is what the Rethugs have to choose from.
I hope ya'll have your popcorn ready, because this is going to be a better show than the movie Immortals that I saw this past weekend... And that was a pretty good damn movie.
It had a more believable fake plot, a better script and much better actors.

Wednesday, October 26, 2011

By the people..For....Wall Street?

This is another post that might wrinkle some people's feathers.

This is a another subject that has been on the tip of my tongue for a minute...I was not going to write about it..but a brother can change his mind his mind, right?

Anyways...

This occupation Wall Street shit... What is the purpose? What is supposed to be the outcome?

I don't understand it... I mean I understand the frustration and all but in my opinion all that frustration is misplaced.
In my opinion this is just like those fools that rioted in LA back in the 90's. They were mad at the Just-us System, but they rioted and destroyed their own shit. They were mad at the White Man, but they robbed and burnt down Black men's shit.

Stupid... Very Stupid..

I feel the same way about this "OCCUPY" shit.

Don't these "occupiers" realize that Wall Street was only doing what our government allowed them to do? Nobody on Wall Street broke any laws. Matter of fact they followed the laws to a tee. Well correction...some laws were broken...and the people that broke them need to be dealt with..but on the whole? Naaa...

The government is the problem.
The government makes up the tax codes.
The government is the governing body that is supposed to ensure that the people do not get screwed.
The government is supposed to ensure that laws are passed that favor the people and not the business world.
With the lack of regulation that was voted on and passed by congress and the millions of dollars that leave Wall Street on the back of semis heading down south to Capitol Hill, why are the "occupiers" so obsessed with Wall Street?
It makes no sense to me.

Wall Street is not the problem. They are only doing what our government allows them to do.

So why all the hate?
Why are people mad because there are people that have more money than they do?
Why are you hating that I can afford a Corvette and you are still driving a 1990 Hyundai?
Why are you hating that I have a house in the Caribbean and you are still living in your Moms basement?
Why are you hating on the fact that I can afford Fillet Mignon and you are stuck with the dollar menu at McDonald's?
Why all the hate?

This is that bullshit son.

I think that the brother Herman Cain is a damn lost in translation idiot, but I do agree with him when he said 'If you ain't rich, blame yourself'.

Don't hate on me because I either worked for it, inherited it or married into it.
Don't hate on me because I put in the work and you didn't.
Don't hate on me because I was in the right place at the right time.

All this "occupy" bullshit needs to be redirected towards it's roots.
And the roots run directly beneath Washington DC.
These "occupiers" need to take their occupation (insert city here)... to the ballot boxes of that city.

Cut the head off the snake and the body will die.

I'm just saying...

Tuesday, October 18, 2011

What part of 'you got caught' are you not understanding?

This post is going to piss some people off.

You will get over it. I am going to be very insensitive to certain people during the next couple paragraphs; so if you wear your feelings on your sleeve, you might want to leave now.

I am so sick and tired of hearing about how a certain group of people in this country, that came to this country in the back of a semi hidden beneath some cabbages, crawled under the border in a makeshift tunnel, swam over a nasty stank river, climbed over a fence, went under the fence or however else they got here ILLEGALLY...complaining about new laws that certain states have adopted that might separate them from their families and send them back to wherever they came from.

Am I supposed to feel sorry for them? Am I supposed to feel sympathy for them because they got caught breaking the law? Am I supposed to picket and march to show my solidarity with them?

Really? Is this how I show human compassion to people that got caught breaking the law of the land?

Let me inject something into the equation real quick....

I am not against immigration. I am not against people doing whatever it takes to provide for the people they are responsible for. However you need to get your money; as long as you are not raping, killing or stealing, then handle up on that.

What I am against is people that get caught doing whatever they are doing  trying to play the blame game and try to reverse whatever they got caught doing back onto the people that caught them.

This is that bullshit son.

Look.....

These people knew the job was dangerous when they took it. They knew that eventually they might get found out. If they didn't know this then they deserve to be caught. If they did not have preparations made for when the day came, then oh well...better luck next time.

Do I fault them for doing whatever it takes to provide for their families? Of course not. This is not an anti-immigration rant.

But when the jig is up...don't make excuses and get on CNN with a long face talking about how you love this country and this ain't fair and this is anti-Hispanic and your plight is the same as what your fellow Black Americans went through.

It is not son. Your plight is nothing like what my people went through. Matter of fact if my people had not went through what they went through, you would not have the little bit of laws that you have to protect you now.

So no...I do not care if Jesus has to leave Maria and all their little chicas and chicos in the middle of the night. I don't care if you have to leave everything you worked for the past 3 years. I don't care if your son is about to graduate and this is the only country he has only known.

I. DO. NOT. CARE.


You got caught doing something that you knew was wrong.

YOU. GOT. CAUGHT.

So...you have two options...

Leave quietly and come back next week...we all know that that is what you do anyway...
or..
Shut the Fuck up and accept the fact that you got caught doing something ILLEGAL.
Leave quietly and come back next week...
With a better plan on how not to get caught again.

Thursday, October 6, 2011

Nigger, Nigger Nigger..How many times can I fit the word Nigger in this post?

I live in Dallas, Texas.

I like it here. It had to grow on me, the whole TEXAS thing, but it ain't bad here. Not bad at all.
Before I came here I thought the whole state was nothing but Rednecks, cows and more Rednecks.
Now don't get me wrong...There are a lotta Rednecks, cows and more Rednecks..but it ain't like what I pictured it to be. There are a quite a few places just outside of the Dallas and Ft.Worth city limits where "the coloreds" would be best not to visit. That is the case for all the rural areas outside of every major city here. I assume it is like that for every major city in the country. But to tell the truth...I have seen more racism from the Mexicans here than I have from the usual white suspects. For some reason The "Blacks" and the "Browns" do not seem to get along.

Anyways....

When I heard about the name of our Governor's families hunting lodge; it didn't really surprise me, but in a way it did. I mean come on son, you are the Governor of one of the biggest states in the country and a Presidential candidate; and you didn't think a hunting lodge named NIGGERHEAD would be noticed by the media?

Really?

Now I ain't mad at ole Slick Rick...I mean he ain't the one that wrote NIGGERHEAD on the rock that everyone has to see before they go into this hunting compound. But since he is now in the national spotlight; I kinda sorta think that his people should have told him that either he needs to stay away from NIGGERHEAD, or he should get the NIGGERHEAD rock removed.

That is just bad buisness.

But then what can I say about NIGGERHEAD?

Not to much; since the word Nigga is a daily part of my vocabulary.
How can I say anything about anyone that uses the same word that I use?

I know the history behind the word and all that Bullshit...But this is 2011.
The word Nigger and who might slip up and say it is not on my list of priorities at the moment.
There are a lot of things more important going on in my life  that need my undivided attention more than some word that a White person might use.

Is NIGGER offensive?
Yes.
Should I or anyone else use it?
No.
Will I stop using it?
Probably not.
Will Rick Perry or other White people stop using it?
Most definitely not.

This is America people.
The word NIGGER is engrained into the very paper that our great Constitution was written on. There will always be Niggers in America. The biggest Niggers are the ones up in Washington DC.
Now it is a damn shame that when the word NIGGER is said by anyone; the picture that always pops into a persons mind is a picture of a person that looks like me. But I can name off a quite  few Niggers that don't fit the description of a 6'2" , 215 pound Black Male.

But like I said this is America.

And we as Black people in America spend too much time worrying and raising hell about the wrong shit.

Who gives a shit what Rick Perry's family named their hunting lodge? Will us protesting in front of the lodge until they take down the rock, help the millions of Black Americans in this country that are unemployed?

Will it stop other Black Americans from killing each other daily on the streets of our neighborhoods?
Will it stop the AIDS epidemic that is killing us off?
What about the "schools" in our communities? Will protesting over a hunting lodges name improve them?
Will it take the drugs out of our neighborhoods?
Will it make the entertainers that are so beloved by us change the lyrics to their songs?
Will it help us stabilize our family structure by advocating a 2 parent household?
Will it teach our youth that it is better to learn  to read and write than it is to learn the fundamentals of throwing  a football or dunking a basketball?

Can anyone answer me that?
I'll wait.....
No? Not one answer? Yeah...I thought so...

Why should I get mad at a White Person or anybody for that matter, that lets the whole world know who they really are?

I respect that kind of person more than I respect a Nigger that orchestrates a protest of a hunting lodge named NIGGERHEAD; while all the while he is lining his pockets with the money all the Niggers gave him to orchestrate the protest; while the Niggers protesting and giving money to the Nigger that told them to protest;don't have a pot to piss in or a window to throw it out of and no means of getting said pot or said window.

Yeah I said it.

Saturday, September 24, 2011

If you want to kill yourself..Don't fuck around with it Son... Do that shit!! Who wants to die slow?

Last night as soon as I came home from the gym; my neighbor came over to my house. It was as if he was outside waiting on my truck to pull into my driveway This is the same neighbor that I blogged about last year whose wife put a used tampon into his freshly made drink of Crown Black while he was watching the game.

Well they have been at it again. But it is getting worse..It is getting physical. This time she was beating the dude all around the knee and thigh area with their vacuum. Yep....You heard me....The gatdamn vacuum. All because their oldest daughter skipped school yesterday.

The dude limped his poor ass over to my crib barely able to walk. His face was scratched up and his lip was swollen. Again he swore that this was it and he was leaving.

Well I invited him in,offered him a beer and we went up to my den to talk. He said his peace and I took a deep breath and this is what I told him......

'Dude...you can't keep living like this. Every other day you are telling either me or Tommy...(our other neighbor) about some shit that you and this woman have done. And it's getting worse..You have kids man. This is not good for them to see. Your daughters are going to think that this type of shit is normal and their relationships are going to be as fucked up as yours.  Now the way I see it you got 2 choices...you can stay or you can leave. If you stay then you need to stop complaining because it is obvious that you like her bullshit. Now if you decide to leave and I am not telling you to leave your home and your kids, then you need to grab your balls and do that shit. Either way I cannot tell you what to do. But I do know that somehow this bullshit here has to stop.'

Of course he agreed with me as he always does. We talked a little longer, drank a few more beers along with a few shots of Jim Bean and he went back to his house.

Now my question is this.....

What the hell is going on over there that makes them two nukkas stay together?

Is it love? Necessity? Sex? The kids? Stupidity? Or do they just like drama?

I know good and damned well that I could  would not put up with that bullshit.

Black men have hell in this world as it is. We not only have to put up with all the bullshit that this country throws at us on a daily basis, but to have to come home to a war zone on top of it all?

Strokes, Heart Attacks, High Blood Pressure and overall bad health is dropping us like flies. A man's home is supposed to be his fortress of solitude. A place where he can leave all the pressures of everyday 'Blackman's life in America' on the doorstep. A place to relax, unwind and recuperate.

This is that bullshit son.

Now I only hear his side of this mess. I am pretty sure that his wife would tell me about what he be doing if I were to talk to her. I am pretty sure that he is just as fucked up as he says she is. One person cannot fight all by themselves.

But....
This shit here?
This shit right here?

This shit cannot be healthy son. Not in the least bit.
Why would any person want to kill themselves slow?

Friday, September 23, 2011

1 Black man+1 dead White Cop+ No physical Evidence+Georgia=Another dead nigger

This is going to be a very short post...
I want to take the time to extend my condolences to Troy Davis's family.

Mr. Davis you died in vain.
I usually support the Death Penalty....But this is that bullshit.

But ole well....

This is the country we live in.

Rest in peace son.

If that is even possible for you since you were murdered by a country that is hell bent on making an example out of people that "fit the description".

And now a moment of silence please.....

Wednesday, September 14, 2011

So what are you really saying dude?

When a White man says that he is not attracted to Black women; that he has never seen a Black woman that he would date or even have a quickie with; does he mean just what he is saying, or is there another meaning under what he said?

I ask this because a White dude told me that yesterday. And in his defense he named off several Black men we work with that don't date Black women either.

Well all I could do was just look at the dude and shake my head and be like...wo. okay...

What kind of response was I supposed to give?

I, for one like love women.

Black women, White women, Asian women, Hispanic women and if I ever saw any..Indian women.
There is nothing on this Green and Blue ball we live on that is more beautiful than a woman.

Of course I have my preference, but that does not change the fact that I Love women.

And I have always assumed that all straight men felt the same way I do. Apparently I was wrong.

But there was something in this dudes tone that told me he meant something else.

Instead of hearing 'I am not attracted to Black women'; alls I heard was 'I don't really like niggers. I am only talking to you because we work together and I need to keep my job.. If we didn't and I saw you out in the street on fire, I wouldn't piss on you to put you out.'

Now maybe my racial sensitivity meter is a little too sensitive; but that is the first thing that popped in my head.

I could be wrong....but.....

I don't think so.

I just don't see how any man can say that they are not attracted to a particular type of woman. We all have our preferences but...really?

I mean I prefer women with nice titties and nice asses..But if I saw a woman with small titties and a long back,  there would still be something about her that I would find attractive. Just the mere fact that she is a woman would do it.

But his dude? Really?

Not nan Black woman?  Not nan?
Not the pretty high yella gals we always see on T.V. even? I mean most white dudes I know would have told me that they don't like the "darkies", but Beyonce, Halle Berry or Rihanna? They might not take them home to maw-maw or paw-paw, but they would still hit it.

But this dude?

Really?

So what was he really saying?

I mean look at the pictures I posted...How could ANY man not find these women attractive?

Friday, September 9, 2011

You say you want 466 billion? Dollars?Really ? Please!! We will give you 1.99 and a bucket of chicken..Take it or leave it..Boy

Last night the President gave a "major"speech about his proposal to get the economy back on track.

I tried to watch it..but alls I heard was blah blah blah.

I want to have faith in the dude; lord knows I do;but I know that when he gives his feel good, we will overcome speeches the Republicans tell him what's what; he settles for the scraps they toss him and then he gives another speech about how he was glad that the two sides could come together in a moment of crisis.

We will hear for the next 2 months about how the Republicans won't budge, the Dumocrats "led" by the President will go from town hall to town hall telling the American people how Congress must act now.

The President will call an "emergency" meeting with the usual redneck suspects, the cameras will be rolling and after about 45 minutes Boehner will give a press conference telling the American People what he wants,  what he ain't gonna do, all in the name of the American People mind you, and that the President can go suck a dick. After about another week, the two sides will come to an "agreement" in which Boehner and his butt buddies get exactly what they want while the pussy-ass dumocrats are left standing in line at the nearest soup kitchen.


This is how it is going to go folks.

So again all I heard was "wonk wa wonk wonk wonk wa wonk".

Change we can believe in?

Really?

Thursday, September 1, 2011

All a man has is his balls and his word

I am a big football fan.

I love it.
Well I am a big sports fan period, but football is my favorite overall.

But having said that I have to say this....

No MAN playing a CHILD'S game deserves to make the amount of money that these guys are making.
Not nan man. Not even Kobe Bryant or Ray Lewis; the beasts that they are.

I cannot stand it when I hear that a player is "holding out" from doing the job that he signed a legally binding contract to do because he does not like his contract anymore.

That's that bullshit son.

Case in point...

Chris Johnson of the Tennessee Titans.

He is a bad dude when he is running the football, I'll give him that.
But when he signed his rookie contract he gave his word that he would live up to the contract that he had his lawyers and agent look over before he agreed to it.
Has he out performed what his "owners" thought he was going to do?
Yes. He is the Titans only offensive weapon.

But..

He gave his word. He ensured the Titans organization that he would play for what he agreed to play for.

Now since he has started smelling himself and listening to the flunkies around him telling him how great he is, he wants to ignore his LEGALLY BINDING  contract and demand a bigger one.

Really?
Who do these sports  "stars" think they are?

I could not be a NFL owner.

Nope... Couldn't do it.

I would sue the shit out of this dude for breach of contract. I would take everything I could from this dude and then I would cut him from my team. I would not give a shit how good he is. He is basically holding the team hostage.

Now I would understand if his contract was up and he wanted a new one. But this is that bullshit son.

Players should fulfil their obligations and then negotiate a new contract.

You keep your word..Be a man and do whatever you promised that you would do. And after you have fulfilled your contract, if you have surpassed all expectations; then you demand more money.
I think it is chicken shit ass shit that a player has one or two good years and all of a sudden they think they are worth ten times more than what they originally agreed to play for.

I wouldn't do it. I would tell Chris Johnson to get to stepping. There are a million and one Chris Johnson's that didn't get the opportunity to showcase their skills and are ready, willing and more than capable of taking his spot.

There will always be a new and improved Nigga next year.

For a hell of a lot less money.

If I were the Titan's owner I would be holding open auditions.