These are some questions that I would really like to know the answers to; and if anyone has the answers, please feel free to hit me up.
1. Why is there always some old dude sitting in the bathroom with cologne, condoms, gum, breath mints and whatever else that you would ordinarily already have with you? Why do they always expect you to give them tips for you washing YOUR hands?
2. Why do old people try to "step in the name of love" to every damn song? Trying to step off of "Get Low?"
4. Ladies...Why the hell do you stand up by your table; dance your ass off; and then if a dude like myself asks you to dance... you say no? You don't like this song? Really? So what where you just doing? Catching the holy ghost while listening to "Single Ladies?"
5. Why do some dudes wear a damn 3 piece zoot suit to a smoke filled, dark as fuck ass club? And then just stand on the wall where everyone in the club has to pass by them to get to the damn bar? What, you don't go home before you go to Church? You go from doing to the Dougie straight to the Jesus Stomp? That's what's hot now-a-days? Looking like a two dollar version of TD Jakes with a side of Bishop Don Juan....
6. And while we are on the subject of dressing....Why do the oldest cats in the club try to dress so damn young? Bytch you are damn near 40 years old! Why do you look like a young NWA version of Ice-cube/Eazy-E? Really?
7. Why do Black women spend money on rainbow colored weaves for their "club do"?
8. What is the purpose of a woman getting a tattoo on her damn neck? And gold teeth? Like.. a full grill?
There you have it folks... Feel free to educate me... Ya'll know the old saying....Knowledge is power!