Saturday, September 24, 2011

If you want to kill yourself..Don't fuck around with it Son... Do that shit!! Who wants to die slow?

Last night as soon as I came home from the gym; my neighbor came over to my house. It was as if he was outside waiting on my truck to pull into my driveway This is the same neighbor that I blogged about last year whose wife put a used tampon into his freshly made drink of Crown Black while he was watching the game.

Well they have been at it again. But it is getting worse..It is getting physical. This time she was beating the dude all around the knee and thigh area with their vacuum. Yep....You heard me....The gatdamn vacuum. All because their oldest daughter skipped school yesterday.

The dude limped his poor ass over to my crib barely able to walk. His face was scratched up and his lip was swollen. Again he swore that this was it and he was leaving.

Well I invited him in,offered him a beer and we went up to my den to talk. He said his peace and I took a deep breath and this is what I told him......

'Dude...you can't keep living like this. Every other day you are telling either me or Tommy...(our other neighbor) about some shit that you and this woman have done. And it's getting worse..You have kids man. This is not good for them to see. Your daughters are going to think that this type of shit is normal and their relationships are going to be as fucked up as yours.  Now the way I see it you got 2 choices...you can stay or you can leave. If you stay then you need to stop complaining because it is obvious that you like her bullshit. Now if you decide to leave and I am not telling you to leave your home and your kids, then you need to grab your balls and do that shit. Either way I cannot tell you what to do. But I do know that somehow this bullshit here has to stop.'

Of course he agreed with me as he always does. We talked a little longer, drank a few more beers along with a few shots of Jim Bean and he went back to his house.

Now my question is this.....

What the hell is going on over there that makes them two nukkas stay together?

Is it love? Necessity? Sex? The kids? Stupidity? Or do they just like drama?

I know good and damned well that I could  would not put up with that bullshit.

Black men have hell in this world as it is. We not only have to put up with all the bullshit that this country throws at us on a daily basis, but to have to come home to a war zone on top of it all?

Strokes, Heart Attacks, High Blood Pressure and overall bad health is dropping us like flies. A man's home is supposed to be his fortress of solitude. A place where he can leave all the pressures of everyday 'Blackman's life in America' on the doorstep. A place to relax, unwind and recuperate.

This is that bullshit son.

Now I only hear his side of this mess. I am pretty sure that his wife would tell me about what he be doing if I were to talk to her. I am pretty sure that he is just as fucked up as he says she is. One person cannot fight all by themselves.

But....
This shit here?
This shit right here?

This shit cannot be healthy son. Not in the least bit.
Why would any person want to kill themselves slow?

Friday, September 23, 2011

1 Black man+1 dead White Cop+ No physical Evidence+Georgia=Another dead nigger

This is going to be a very short post...
I want to take the time to extend my condolences to Troy Davis's family.

Mr. Davis you died in vain.
I usually support the Death Penalty....But this is that bullshit.

But ole well....

This is the country we live in.

Rest in peace son.

If that is even possible for you since you were murdered by a country that is hell bent on making an example out of people that "fit the description".

And now a moment of silence please.....

Wednesday, September 14, 2011

So what are you really saying dude?

When a White man says that he is not attracted to Black women; that he has never seen a Black woman that he would date or even have a quickie with; does he mean just what he is saying, or is there another meaning under what he said?

I ask this because a White dude told me that yesterday. And in his defense he named off several Black men we work with that don't date Black women either.

Well all I could do was just look at the dude and shake my head and be like...wo. okay...

What kind of response was I supposed to give?

I, for one like love women.

Black women, White women, Asian women, Hispanic women and if I ever saw any..Indian women.
There is nothing on this Green and Blue ball we live on that is more beautiful than a woman.

Of course I have my preference, but that does not change the fact that I Love women.

And I have always assumed that all straight men felt the same way I do. Apparently I was wrong.

But there was something in this dudes tone that told me he meant something else.

Instead of hearing 'I am not attracted to Black women'; alls I heard was 'I don't really like niggers. I am only talking to you because we work together and I need to keep my job.. If we didn't and I saw you out in the street on fire, I wouldn't piss on you to put you out.'

Now maybe my racial sensitivity meter is a little too sensitive; but that is the first thing that popped in my head.

I could be wrong....but.....

I don't think so.

I just don't see how any man can say that they are not attracted to a particular type of woman. We all have our preferences but...really?

I mean I prefer women with nice titties and nice asses..But if I saw a woman with small titties and a long back,  there would still be something about her that I would find attractive. Just the mere fact that she is a woman would do it.

But his dude? Really?

Not nan Black woman?  Not nan?
Not the pretty high yella gals we always see on T.V. even? I mean most white dudes I know would have told me that they don't like the "darkies", but Beyonce, Halle Berry or Rihanna? They might not take them home to maw-maw or paw-paw, but they would still hit it.

But this dude?

Really?

So what was he really saying?

I mean look at the pictures I posted...How could ANY man not find these women attractive?

Friday, September 9, 2011

You say you want 466 billion? Dollars?Really ? Please!! We will give you 1.99 and a bucket of chicken..Take it or leave it..Boy

Last night the President gave a "major"speech about his proposal to get the economy back on track.

I tried to watch it..but alls I heard was blah blah blah.

I want to have faith in the dude; lord knows I do;but I know that when he gives his feel good, we will overcome speeches the Republicans tell him what's what; he settles for the scraps they toss him and then he gives another speech about how he was glad that the two sides could come together in a moment of crisis.

We will hear for the next 2 months about how the Republicans won't budge, the Dumocrats "led" by the President will go from town hall to town hall telling the American people how Congress must act now.

The President will call an "emergency" meeting with the usual redneck suspects, the cameras will be rolling and after about 45 minutes Boehner will give a press conference telling the American People what he wants,  what he ain't gonna do, all in the name of the American People mind you, and that the President can go suck a dick. After about another week, the two sides will come to an "agreement" in which Boehner and his butt buddies get exactly what they want while the pussy-ass dumocrats are left standing in line at the nearest soup kitchen.


This is how it is going to go folks.

So again all I heard was "wonk wa wonk wonk wonk wa wonk".

Change we can believe in?

Really?

Thursday, September 1, 2011

All a man has is his balls and his word

I am a big football fan.

I love it.
Well I am a big sports fan period, but football is my favorite overall.

But having said that I have to say this....

No MAN playing a CHILD'S game deserves to make the amount of money that these guys are making.
Not nan man. Not even Kobe Bryant or Ray Lewis; the beasts that they are.

I cannot stand it when I hear that a player is "holding out" from doing the job that he signed a legally binding contract to do because he does not like his contract anymore.

That's that bullshit son.

Case in point...

Chris Johnson of the Tennessee Titans.

He is a bad dude when he is running the football, I'll give him that.
But when he signed his rookie contract he gave his word that he would live up to the contract that he had his lawyers and agent look over before he agreed to it.
Has he out performed what his "owners" thought he was going to do?
Yes. He is the Titans only offensive weapon.

But..

He gave his word. He ensured the Titans organization that he would play for what he agreed to play for.

Now since he has started smelling himself and listening to the flunkies around him telling him how great he is, he wants to ignore his LEGALLY BINDING  contract and demand a bigger one.

Really?
Who do these sports  "stars" think they are?

I could not be a NFL owner.

Nope... Couldn't do it.

I would sue the shit out of this dude for breach of contract. I would take everything I could from this dude and then I would cut him from my team. I would not give a shit how good he is. He is basically holding the team hostage.

Now I would understand if his contract was up and he wanted a new one. But this is that bullshit son.

Players should fulfil their obligations and then negotiate a new contract.

You keep your word..Be a man and do whatever you promised that you would do. And after you have fulfilled your contract, if you have surpassed all expectations; then you demand more money.
I think it is chicken shit ass shit that a player has one or two good years and all of a sudden they think they are worth ten times more than what they originally agreed to play for.

I wouldn't do it. I would tell Chris Johnson to get to stepping. There are a million and one Chris Johnson's that didn't get the opportunity to showcase their skills and are ready, willing and more than capable of taking his spot.

There will always be a new and improved Nigga next year.

For a hell of a lot less money.

If I were the Titan's owner I would be holding open auditions.