Sunday, April 29, 2012

The ultimate in FREE relationship advice... But I do take donations...

The wifey and I went to see Think Like  A Man last night. I have to admit that it was a pretty good movie. I really was not that excited about going to see it...since I was not a fan of the book...but after being coaxed into it..I have to say that I was impressed with it. The acting was really good...the plot was believable...and the women were gorgeous. I am pretty sure that my better half would have a thing or two to say about the dudes... especially Morris Chestnut (rolling my eyes), but if I can comment on the ladies in the movie, it is only fair that she can look too.

The only problem I have with it is the fact that the people in the movie especially the women, thought that they had to use a damn book, that is full of "common sense" shit to tell them what they need to do to get and keep a relationship. Everything in Steve Harvey's book should be common sense to most people.

Facts and examples...

1. If a woman wants to get and keep a man; then DO NOT give him any on the first date. The sooner we see you naked, the sooner you will see our backs as we are walking down the street with another woman.

2. If a woman wants to get and keep a man; then DO NOT let him get away with shit that offends you. The sooner you tell us, 'Uhh back up fool...You are not going to do that or say that to me!', the sooner we know that we better not do whatever we did again. A woman has to set up those boundaries in the beginning of any relationship. Because if you let us get away with it once...well, it is always easier to do something a second time. BUT... You don't have to be a bitch about letting us know..Just sternly pull our coats to the fact that our behavior is something you will not condone.

3. If a woman wants to get and keep a man; then DO NOT drop your standards just because you are in your late 30's or early 40's and you think you need a man because your friends all have a man. If you say you want a man that does not smoke, only drinks occasionally and works everyday; then why would you entertain the thought of being with a nukka that not only smokes like a train but has to have a morning blunt with his breakfast, some vodka in his coffee and has had 6 jobs in 6 months? Sooner or later you will get tired of his bullshit and become a bitter woman in a relationship that you knew would not work the minute you told yourself, "OK...I can put up with that. It's not that bad." Yes Mami...it is that bad!

4. If a woman wants to get and keep a man; then the same thing you did to get us in the first place; then that shit needs to be done to keep us. You cannot switch up the rules in the middle of the game.  You have to be consistent. If you were slim and petite when we first met you, then you need to stay on that side of the road. I admit that sometimes as we get older we do tend to pack on a few unwanted pounds, that is life...but you can't go from being 130 pounds to 230 and still expect us to be attracted to you. You have to remember that men are visual creatures.
Also, if your house was immaculate when you finally decide to invite us up for a night cap; then Mami you need to keep some Clorox spray within arms reach at all times.  Stay with the person we fell in love with and we will always be in love.

5. If a woman wants to get and keep a man; then DO NOT bring every man you meet around your kids. A man has to earn the right to meet your kids. You have to make sure that this is the nukka that you want to be with; how ever long it takes. You have to set the example for your kids, especially your daughters. And this rule applies to men too. You cannot bring every woman around your sons. That is just bad business.

As a matter of fact..all these rules can be used by men and women.

The main theme of this post is TREAT OTHERS EXACTLY HOW YOU WANT TO BE TREATED. If people followed these simple common sense rules, then relationship books would not be needed. But y'all know the old saying.. There is a fool born every minute. And Steve Harvey and others like him are laughing all the way to the bank with all the fool's money that thought they needed the advice of someone that has had more bad relationships than good ones.

But I have to admit I cannot knock Brother Harvey's hustle.Get in where you fit in.. Tha's the American way after all.

96 comments:

Chatterbox said...

"needed the advice of someone that has had more bad relationships than good ones."

Well said brotha, well said!

I soooo have a cyber crush on you!

David Otunga said...

No doubt why you get so many blog comments.
Relationship with Golden Sparrow Mag

Sheamus Warior said...

You guys eliminate it real unproblematic for all the folks out there.
free recipes

Vera Cooper said...

I would never want to miss out any opportunity to read out your contents. Look for Itar Tas Here

wandy jack said...

Job well done guys, quality information.
Discover National Two

Sir David said...

Really amazing blog, I’d love to discover some extra information.
Visit W Terg

Hazel Yamasaki said...

I have been searching for hours and I haven’t found such awesome work.
Click Big Danee Link

sirking said...

I would be appreciating all of your articles and blogs because they are fitting up mark.Relationship Issues With Geo Spatialla

Seth Danks said...

This is actually a fantastic blogs! More of these details are superb -it is nice to see one that current.
Frankingdeals

Timon berg said...

Hi guys, the articles written in this blog sites, these are truly amazing regarding people knowledge well.
online payday loans direct lenders

Malina Tysonh said...

Great blog post! I don’t understand how long it will require me to obtain through all of them!
faxless payday loan

slam dhonk said...

Continue the good work; keep posting more n more n more. Bangkok Condos Tips

gibson gill said...

I'd purely tell you all “awesome information”
Relationship Tips by Ligidium

garcinia cambogia said...

I would never like to fail out any chance to read out your listings.
Relationship Issues With Cabanas 4x4

garcinia cambogia said...

I continuously livelihood on upcoming to your parcel again retributory in containerful you have posted new list.

Relationship with Coloquioluso Brasileiro

garcinia cambogia said...

Hmmmm…. The most widely innovative information at your site has impressed lots of the people including me and my friends.
Relationship Issues With Zefsite

garcinia cambogia said...

It’s my first time to commenting anyplace, when I got this post I thought I might also make comment due to the present wise post.
Relationship Issues With Riskm

garcinia cambogia said...

I Love your articles guys keep it up.
Learn More About 915 Productions

Zara Whitaker said...

The blog is unique that’s providing the nice material. Please post more interesting articles here.
Relationship Issues With Wocnadop Tastop

Avocet Steel said...

I feel ecstatic I found you website and blogs.
Relationship Tips by Bajasae

Iphonejailbreak4s said...

I have got the superb information from these blogs finally. payday loan direct lenders

Avocet Steel said...

Job well done guys, quality information.
ppi reclaim

Richard Sandberg said...

I admired your helpful words. Top class contribution. I really hope you’ll write more. I'll continue looking for.
Bulk Mailing Services

Rodger Heenan said...

Great webpage buddy, I am going to notify this to all my friends and contacts as well.
accident claim

Alex Jones said...

I conceive feeling to have the accumulation that you are card. ppi claims

zombia apocalypse said...

I love to read and appreciate your work.
genital warts treatment

Malina Tysonh said...

I further than doubtfulness revalue your articles and blogs. cash advance loans

Keith lee said...

I wanna thanks to a great extent for providing such informative and qualitative material therefore often. automobile insurance rates

unsit polek said...

Great blogs buddy……… this will definitely assist me. android market apps

zwinky james said...

I suppose this info is completely unique. Go to Unity Funerals Service

lara steve said...

I've been trying to find hours and now I have got such splendid work. counter visitors

lara steve said...

Quality stuff may be the key to invite the users to visit begin to see the blog site, that’s what this site provides. payday advance

lucas kathy said...

Really amazing blog, I’d love to discover some extra information. Welcome to We Upgrade WP

oyehitler said...

Nicest information!!! I'll be enchanted to greatly help due to what I've learnt from here.
Go to Ron1

lucas kathy said...

I like all details that you provide in your articles. Welcome to Headless Romans

lucas kathy said...

Cool website buddy I am gona suggest this to all my list of contacts. Welcome to Maxells D

lucas kathy said...

I really enjoy while I read your blogs and articles. Welcome to Number 1 Book Club

lucas kathy said...

No wonder why you get so many feedbacks Welcome to Number 1 Book Club

Stepney john said...

Superb way of explaining, and great blog to get wonderful information.
english help online

Robert Jackson said...

Found your blog excessively interesting indeed. I really enjoyed studying it. automobile insurance quotes

Leigh Bolton said...

Nicest information!!! I'll be enchanted to greatly help due to what I've learnt from here.
payday lonas online

vey smith said...

Nicest information!!! I'll be enchanted to greatly help due to what I've learnt from here.
visitor statistics

anjila smith said...

It’s a classic great for me to go to this blog site, it offers helpful suggestions great american business products

Micheal Hussey said...

Superb way of explaining, and great blog to get wonderful information.
good infographics

Sir ackent said...

I would be glad if all WebPages provided such type of best articles.good infographics

David Otunga said...

Fantastic learning guys! I’m a die heart fan of your respective blog site.
good infographics

anjila smith said...

The caliber of information that you're offering is merely wonderful. infographics design

Alisha Fox said...

I really love your write-ups guys continue the good work.
payday cash loans

robin hood said...

You have shared the best blog. This is what I really need immediately. infographic design

Dolph ziggler said...

Keep it up!! You have done the nice job having provided the latest information.infographics design

ALBERT LIET said...

Enormous website along with attractive and exclusive materials whatever you need. infographic

Timon berg said...

I guess this blog is perfectly incomparable.
compare auto insurance rates

Julie Johnson said...

The Info in the blog is out of this world, I so want to read more. auto insurance

Mike tyson said...

You fully match our expectation and the selection of our data.auto insurance

stefhen fleming said...

Every day I visit a number of blog sites to see content, however this offers quality based content. auto insurance quotes

sileena jad said...

I am confident you have an adoring fan stalking out there.
learn german online for free

Mickey James said...

Hi, having read this awesome written piece I’m also pleased to fairly share my familiarity here with colleagues.
solar electricity

Berta Hargrove said...

The people are very lucky to have this blog because it has better knowledge.
free riot point codes

francis beth said...

I'm in no doubt coming back again to read these articles and blogs.
online payday advances

Maria D Smith said...

It’s amazing in support of me to truly have a blog site, which will be valuable meant for my knowledge. Thanks admin.
life insurance quote

sir kodak said...

This blog is very informative the stuff you provide I really enjoyed reading.job centre number

Alex Jones said...

congratulations guys, quality information you have given!!! universal life insurance

Tammy Barlow said...

These blogs are valuable because these are providing such informative information for all the people.http://bonville.org/

Zachary Rizzuto said...

I want to say thank to you people for this great and helpful info. Thanks!!!click here

David Otunga said...

I’m definitely coming again to see these articles and blogs.
what is graviola

anjila smith said...

The caliber of information that you're offering is merely wonderful. ACLS Certification

Gliter Jone said...

Hey to everyone, it’s my first visit of the blog site; this blog includes awesome and actually best info for the visitors. comment pirater un compte facebook

Paula Lewis said...

congratulations guys, quality information you have given!!! pirater un compte facebook

john meralaskd said...

This info you provided in the blog that was really unique I love it!!! on line pay day oans with no faxing

Mis Anna said...

Your blogs are easily accessible and quite enlightening so keep doing the amazing work guys.vietnam visa on arrival

cam jak said...

If truth be told informative and valuable detail is here.
code xbox live gold gratuit

Daniel Daniel Cronk said...

Outstanding blog, in my opinion site owners should acquire a great deal out of this blog its very user welcoming.
click here

Cory Fuller said...

Great blog post! I don’t understand how long it will require me to obtain through all of them!amazon.com/gp/product/B00GR0ESK0

kingloin said...

It’s amazing in support of me to truly have a blog site, which will be valuable meant for my knowledge. Thanks admin.

vietnam travel

Albert einstien said...

Thank you so much for such a great blog.
credit repair

Dolph ziggler said...

It's been good to see your blog when I always look for such type of blogs. It’s great to discover the post here.
bubblegum casting

Richard Sandberg said...

The writer understand better the mind of people what they want to learn through their writing therefore this article is outstanding. Thanks!!!is bubblegum casting legitimate

sir kodak said...

The caliber of information that you're offering is merely wonderful. ny criminal attorney

saim disoza said...

congratulations guys, quality information you have given!!!ny criminal defense attorney

saim disoza said...

Fascinating information I haven’t been experienced such information in quite a long time.0green coffee bean extract

Nice Man said...

Well, I have got the best information from here the site is fully stuffed with the knowledgeable information.

free media player

saim disoza said...

Hi to all, the blog has really the dreadful information I really enjoyed a lot.vietnam tour

saim disoza said...

Your blogs are truly awesome I have no words to praise for your blogs.
vietnam travel

Gliter Jone said...

These blogs and articles are fully good enough for me. bubblegum casting reviews

Angel sky said...

Your articles and blogs are inspirational.
best home security

Master Mind said...

I definitely respect and am grateful for your point on every single object.electrician brisbane southside

nice name said...

I have got the superb information from these blogs finally.
New York Arraignment Lawyer

ramas samar said...

I conclude, have selected a smart and surprising website with fascinating material.

central booking ny

Thomas Edison said...

Outstanding efforts for making this blog!! Your writers and your work are really appreciative.

Manhattan central booking

Cool boy said...

Each time I used to always check blog posts within the first hours in the break of day, because I like to get information increasingly more.HoneyMoon in Morocco

robin hood said...

Your articles and blogs are inspirational.find villa marrakech

grady williams said...

That's a great position you folks have been carrying out there. patterson eye doctors

kent clark said...

Wasp dudes! Awesome stuff keep it up. social media infographics

kent clark said...

Really informative and useful information. High PR blog post service

Melvin Gregor said...

Pretty! This was a truly superb post. Thank you for your offered information. best home security companies

candy said...

thuốc fucoidan chữa ung thư phổi
thuoc tri benh ung thu fucoidan
thuoc tri ung thu fucoidan
thuốc trị ung thư fucoidan
thuốc chữa ung thư fucoidan
thuoc dieu tri ung thu fucoidan
dong trung ha thao aloha
đông trùng hạ thảo aloha
thuoc dong trung ha thao aloha
aloha dong trung ha thao
dong trung ha thao aloha cua my