Thursday, June 28, 2012

I used to love her

I'm guessing- you need a lesson- in mic blessing- while you stressin' -I'm coming at you in all directions- Son there's no need for any questions..just sit back and relax while I deliver this mic confession. The way I come across is kind of rude and arrogant-but I can't help that you can't get what I can get- repent- the lord of the ring is in your area- I'm here to defeat the ones that are scared of ya- I'm telling ya- you needs to back up and turn around clown-I'm down- to pound your little rep into the ground-your sound- is kinda beneath mine son-In case you ain't heard I'm slaying all punks with no guns- Just these words that flow like the lava from St. Helen- I'm telling- all you punks to quit your yelling.....

OK that's enough.

In case you are wondering...this is a little rhyme I wrote years ago when I thought I was the baddest MC on the block. I was cleaning up my home office today and I stumbled across my "dope rhyme" notebook that I used to write in when I was younger. This shit had me reminiscing son! Going through my old notebook had me thinking about how life used to be. How different everything was back then. Now mind you this was in the mid to late 80's that I wrote this rhyme, but hell it is better than half of the bullshit that is out now. Hip-Hop was pure then. It had meaning. Sure it was full of young cats bragging about shit they ain't got, shit they wish they had; but it was mainly a good clean release. Back then Hip-Hop was innocent sort to speak.

But now?

Really Son?

Hip-Hop is a bunch of watered down beats with no rhyme saying ass young punks that are only looking to get paid.  Hip-Hop ain't nothing now but a bunch of studio gangsta's that have no idea that the "music" that they are making is destroying the minds of the kids that are listening to it.

But even though most of today's "urban" music is that bullshit..I still catch myself nodding my head to some Young Jezzy...


 Don't judge son...Don't Judge.

Sunday, June 24, 2012

Beat your kids people...Beat your damn kids

When I was younger I did a lot of stuff that I am not proud of today. I ran with the neighborhood thugs and I did what was expected of a young thug in training. I am not going to elaborate; but ya'll should be able to piece it together.

I joined the military right after high school and that gave me a better perspective on things.


Even though I was training to take over my block...I never disrespected my elders. That was something that was a cardinal rule back then. When a grown person was talking to you, you sat and listened with your mouth shut. There was no talking back..There was no rolling of the eyes. There was no loud sighing. And there was most definitely no "bullying".

I know that this is old news..but I cannot believe the audacity of today's youth. When I saw that video of those little bastards mistreating that old pissed me off to no end.
What kind of parents has come from my generation?

It is my generation that gave birth to these little assholes.

My generation came from Parents that whooped our asses. I did not have a "time-out". I got beat. I got slapped in the mouth. I got punched in the chest. I had to go pick the switches off the tree that my Moms used to blister my ass. Not just one switch...THREE switches.. That my Moms and Aunties and Grams and neighbors would braid together.

Even though I was a young wanna be knuckle-head in the streets, I always gave my elders the respect that they deserved. I was all "Yes Sir or Yes Mam". We were afraid of "old" people back then because anybody in the neighborhood could get in that ass if they saw you out fucking up.

That is the generation that I came from.

So why in the hot Texas Hell has my generation stopped following the example that was set before us?

Where did the values go?

I guess that is the $10000 question, huh?

Tuesday, June 12, 2012

Reason 2000001 I think religion is bullshit

For the faithful readers of my Lil ole blog y'all know that I have a few choice words about religion.
I can't stand it.
I think it is a way for men to control other men. I think it is a way for men to manipulate other men. I think it is a quick and easy way for men to get rich and powerful. And I think that religions are given way too much leeway in how they run their business.

Let me clarify once again....

I believe in God with everything I am. I owe God for everything in my life. The good and the bad.

However, having said that I have to say this.

This right here is that bullshit.

A web-site where a nukka can buy his Sunday sermon...and then preach it like the "Holy Spirit" whispered it in his ear 30 minutes before he got on stage?

Really son?

This is what's hot now in "Gods house?"

And my wife wonders why I refuse to set foot in another church. What's the point?

I mean you got preachers posing in booty shorts and sending the pics to his gay lovers and then crowning a man KING...You got preachers running a meth-lab in his kitchen and then raping females in his got preachers slapping and chocking the shit out of their kids...You got preachers sliding dick all up in the women in his "flock"...and now these motherfuckers are buying their "inspirational" messages on a cheaply run web-site?

Where is God's message in all this?

I would get more enlightenment by watching an episode of Real housewives of Atlanta, or Basketball wives..

Come on son...


If President Obama's Pops was born in Ireland instead of Kenya...His approval rating would be in the 90's.

It is amazing to me to know that if you tell a lie long enough it becomes the truth.
This is sad but true.
America's history is full of lies that have been told to it's citizens that over time have become the God's Honest truth.

And it is still happening.

This presidential election that is coming up in 6 months is going to be full of lies that people believe.

For example...

A majority of Americans believe that our current President was not born in this country.
They believe that the bad economy is his fault and his alone.
They believe that he has made shit worse than it was under a certain Texan.
They believe that he is a closet Muslim.
They believe that he does not believe in "American eceptiolism", whatever the hell that is.
They believe that he is a socialist.
They believe that he is the anti-Christ.
They believe that he has not accomplished anything in his 3 years of sitting in the big seat.
They believe that the fact that his pops was a true African, that this somehow makes him "anti-American".
And last but not least, they believe that his skin color has nothing to do with all the hate he gets on a daily basis. They believe that it is because of his "socialistic, anti-American, anti-prosperity, anti-wealthy" policies.

The majority of Americans are stupid. We believe any and every thing we see on TV or read in the National Enquirer. Instead of taking the due diligence of looking into something that we know in our hearts is bullshit; we just sit back and say "Well Johnnie and nem said that they heard it from one of Tommy's cousins babies mamma's neighbor's boyfriends Uncle. So that shit must be true"!

Americans are just like sheep. Nobody wants to go out on on a limb and turn left when the rest of the sheep are going straight. Even though we know that if we keep going straight; we are walking off the edge of a thousand foot cliff. With no parachute or bungee cord.

This is why that fool in Wisconsin won that recall election. He had his billionaire friends plaster Wisconsin with ads that were straight bullshit wrapped up in chocolate and peanut butter and after 2 or three bites of that Reese's flavored bullshit....
Those dummies in Wisconsin fell for it hook line and sinker.

They had a chance to call him out on his lies and deceit, but they were too busy licking the chocolate and peanut butter flavored bullshit off their fingers.
 And now I hope they are all praying to that porcelain God wishing they didn't eat so much of that toxic bullshit that they paid for with their constitutional right that people died to give them.

And as goes Wisconsin..So goes the rest of the country.

Which explains why Romney's lying, hypocritical, 'If I said that and I'm not saying I did say that. I stand by whatever I said. Even though I don't recall saying it quite like that' ass is neck to neck with a guy that has done more with less, with no cooperation; even from members of his own crew and in less time than any other President of these hypocritical ass undivided ass states in American History.
And it will also explain why the Supreme Court will vote down "Obama care." Because wink...the American people don't like it. wink wink..... Yeah...

Americans are stupid.

Which is why if my name was President Barrack Obama; I would tell congress, the Demofaggit Party, the Rethuglicans and all those sheep-ass "real American" people in this country that believe everything that Fox news and the Rethuglican party tells them, to go fuck themselves.  I would not run again. I would not put my family through anymore of the death threats and bullshit.I would tell them if you want to be the one to "fix" this bullshit that was started by one of your own kind; a man that is "Christian and 100% American"..right down to his size 11 Texas cowhide cowboy boots; then so be it.You can have this bullshit. I was a fool to think that this hypocritical ass country would see past their bigotry and racism and straight dumbassness, to work for the betterment of their so called country. "The greatest country on the face of the earth." I would go back to Chicago...Collect my $250,000 appearance fee at whatever event I choose to go to and laugh when the country goes right back to where it was 8 years ago. Not just laugh.. But laugh so hard my stomach would hurt. Laugh until I stop breathing. I mean laugh like I laughed when I saw Bernie Mac in concert the first time.

And then I would post a YouTube video of me chilling with my beautiful family on the beaches of Hawaii; the state I wasn't born in by the way, holding a sign that says "I'm Rich Bytch!! How's my ass taste now bytches!!"

Yeah I said it.

Friday, June 1, 2012

Living to Die

I wonder sometimes why we are here and why we do the things we do. Sometimes it seems as if there is no rhyme or reason to life.

What is our purpose here? By here I mean here on this ball of gas floating in space. What exactly are we supposed to be doing?

Think about it for a second. The moment we are born and take our first is a countdown to our last breath. Some people have longer breaths than others and the others have breaths that are unusually short.

We grow...we love...we hate.. then we die.

So what is the purpose of our existence?
What exactly are we supposed to be doing here?
Are we supposed to be subjects to a God that no one alive or dead has ever seen? Or talked to?
Or are we supposed to rule ourselves?

Are we supposed to model  our lives after a book written thousands of years ago by other men?

Or are we supposed to live our own lives the way we want to?

Who decided that we have to go by certain rules? Who decided who makes the rules in the first place?

Who told you that your rules on how you want to live will somehow be the rules I want to live by?
What makes you better than me?

These are a few question I ask myself from time to time when I  see people doing shit that I don't understand.

I ask these questions when I see someone who I consider too young to die, dies.
I ask these questions when I see some people having 5 or 6 kids that they don't want; while other people that desperately want kids cannot have them.
I ask these questions when I see some people work their fingers to the bone day in and day out until they take that last breath and end dying up with nothing; while some people don't do a damn thing their whole life and it seems as if they have the world at their feet.
I ask these questions when I see a person "do the right thing" forever and constantly get shitted on; while some people go through their lives doing the shitting and live a kings life.

This is that bullshit son.

Sometimes it makes a brother just want to say fuck it and stop doing anything.

I mean what's the use to try to  live "right" when we are all waiting to take that last breath anyway?

What's the purpose?