Tuesday, July 31, 2012

Excuse me Miss/MR... Exactly what the hell are you?

WARNING....

This post is going to offend some people. This post is only my opinion and it does not reflect the views of anybody else. If you are the type of person that reads one word out of a sentence and then forms an opinion about the rest of the sentence based on that one word..then you might want to leave now. And if some of you do get offended...Then you can count the fingers on the hands of a double hand amputee and that would tell you how many fucks I give. You have been properly warned.

Ok......

I cannot stand some Gay people that are more feminine or masculine than a man or a woman normally is.
It is like they are trying way too damn hard to prove to the world who they are...almost like THEY have doubts on who they are.

Example....

I was in the club with the wifey and a couple of friends of ours last weekend and there was a couple of females in there that you had to look at 5 or 6 times to see if they were actually females. They had on very baggy clothes, their hair was cut short and faded perfectly and their mannerisms and attitudes were very manly.

Now to the people that are easily offended and quick to holla about discrimination and tolerance and racism and call me homophobic and all that bullshit let me say this.....

I could give less than 1% of a damn who you choose to share your life with. Love is very hard to find and if you find it in the arms of someone with the same package you have; then that is ALL YOUR business. If you are a man and you like dick in your booty or your dick in a booty; then more power to you. I gives a shit. If are a woman that prefers a woman licking your taint or if you get pleasure from a woman with a plastic apparatus strapped to them all up inside your nether regions or vice verse; then do you boo-boo. Be who the hell God made you to be. Everyone deserves happiness. And just because your happiness is not my happiness; that does not make your happiness wrong.
I ain't mad at you.

But I am pretty sure that God did not give you a dick that has two balls attached to it to walk around this Earth acting like you have a ma-pussy. That's MANPUSSY for all of you that are not up on your urban vernacular.

I am also pretty sure that God did not give you two breasts and a vagina to walk around this Earth acting like the Plastic version of Mr. Marcus that you have strapped to your waist somehow makes you a man.

This is that bullshit son.

Who are you trying to prove yourself to? Some of you act more of a man than most of the hardest dudes I know. And some of you dudes are more feminine than Mariah Carey. Really son? This is where we are now?

Again..if you are a dude that is into dudes or a female that is into females...that is all good. But you are still a dude and you are still
a female.

Be that shit son!!! Stop all this bullshit ass pretending! If you was not born with it....Then common sense tells me that that is something that God didn't think you ought to have. Or something you needed. You having a dick or two big ole titties was not a mistake, son!!!

Be proud of that shit! Stand the hell up and be counted!!

Just saying....

4 comments:

Carl said...

I fully agree with EVERYTHING you said!! Especially “I cannot stand some Gay people that are more feminine or masculine than a man or a woman normally is.” That mess always kills me. It’s like they’re acting like some kind of caricature of what they think the opposite sex is supposed to be. But I guess that all goes back to the fact that they are starting from a twisted basis.

Dirty Red said...

Carl,

Thanks for the comment man. I appreciate it. Yeah.. Caricature...good damn word man. That is exactly what the hell it is a "caricature.

Reggie said...

You're one funny motherfucker my brother. I swear, I drop by sometimes just to laugh. God knows there are times that we all need to laugh at something.

"I could give less than 1% of a damn who you choose to share your life with. Love is very hard to find and if you find it in the arms of someone with the same package you have; then that is ALL YOUR business. If you are a man and you like dick in your booty or your dick in a booty; then more power to you. I gives a shit. If are a woman that prefers a woman licking your taint or if you get pleasure from a woman with a plastic apparatus strapped to them all up inside your nether regions or vice verse; then do you boo-boo. Be who the hell God made you to be. Everyone deserves happiness. And just because your happiness is not my happiness; that does not make your happiness wrong."

This shit is so damned true.

Now the part about overly effeminate men and very masculine women, I must say I have looked and contemplated that myself a time or two. They are what a friend of mine refers to as bodaciously homosexual.

All I say is that if you're gonna be bodaciously homosexual.....own that shit!!!!


No Labels said...

I had to give two reactions to this one--I'm not offended at all by it.

Since I was never one to limit my dating choices by gender, I'm drawn to a person who looks like and corresponds with the equipment he/she is born with. In other words, when I was in a relationship with a woman, I wasn't drawn to a woman who was trying hard to be a man, via dress, mannerisms, etc. If I wanted to be with a man at that time, I would have dated one.

I, to this date, still can't figure out why a woman would want to date a woman who looks and acts like a man. (shrugs shoulders)