A BlackMan's View: WAKE THE F$%K UP!!!!

Monday, October 1, 2012

WAKE THE F$%K UP!!!!

This is a YouTube video I saw over at OHH Hell Nawl that I thought was funny as hell..

True..But funny none the less.

Samuel Jackson is a damn fool.

If only more people would take his advice.

I think a very wise Polictrickster said very recently...And I quote...

"Don't Boo... Vote!!"

President Barrack Hussein Obama

44th President of the United States Of America

3 comments:

Brotha Wolf said...: Lol Good one.; October 1, 2012 at 9:11 PM
Dirty Red said...: Yeah I thought so too Brah Wolf.. Sam is a damn fool.; October 5, 2012 at 5:03 AM
Reggie said...: Shit was hilarious!!!; October 13, 2012 at 8:12 PM

Inspirational Qoutes by Inspirational People

Arguing with a fool proves there are two.

Doris M. Smith

Be courteous to all, but intimate with few;and let those be well-tried before you give them your confidence.

George Washington

The more you say, the less people remember.

François Fénelon

He who sedulously attends, pointedly asks, calmly speaks, coolly answers and ceases when he has no more to say is in possession of some of the best requisites of man.Johann

Casper Lavater

The fact is, that to do anything in the world worth doing, we must not stand back shivering and thinking of the cold and danger, but jump in and scramble through as well as we can.

Robert Cushing

If we do not plant knowledge when young, it will give us no shade when we are old.

Lord Chesterfield

The most difficult thing in life is to know yourself.

Thales

Fear less, hope more, eat less, chew more, whine less, breathe more, talk less, say more, hate less, love more, and good things will be yours.

Swedish Proverb

The art of being wise is knowing what to overlook.

William James

A wise man learns by the mistakes of others,a fool by his own.

Latin Proverb

Most of the shadows of this life are caused by our standing in our own sunshine.

Ralph Waldo Emerson

After the game,the king and the pawn go into the same box.

Italian Proverb

If you would create something,you must be something.

Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

You miss 100% of the shots you don't take.

Wayne Gretzky

Things that make you go hmmmm.....

1. Why do we say something is out of whack? What is a whack?

2. If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?

3. Why do women wear evening gowns to go out at night? Shouldn't they be wearing night gowns?

4. Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

5. Why do croutons come in airtight packages? It's just stale bread.

6. When cheese gets it's picture taken, what does it say?

7. Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist, but a person who drives a race car not called a racist?

8. Why are a wise man and a wise guy opposites?

9. Why do overlook and oversee mean opposite things?

10. If horrific is akin to horrible, why isn't terrific akin to terrible?

11. Why isn't 11 pronounced onety one?

12. Do Roman paramedics refer to IV's as "4's"?

13. Why is it that if someone tells you that there are 1 billion stars in the universe you will believe them, but if they tell you a wall has wet paint you will have to touch it to be sure?

14. Why do you park in a driveway and drive in a parkway?

15. Why are there locks on the door of stores that are open 24/7 365 days a year?

16. Why are there braille dots on a drive-through ATM keypad?

17. Why does a ship carry cargo, and a car carry shipments?

18. Why do doctors call what they do practice? Shouldn't they be good at it by now?

19. Why does cleave mean both to adhere and separate?

20. If you got in a cab and the driver drove backwards would he end up owing you money?

21. Why do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight?

22. When someone says "You know what they say..." Who are they?

23. What happens if you drive at the speed of light and turn your head lights on?

24. If you throw a cat out your car window does it become kitty litter?

25. Sean Fitzpatrick, but does Patrick fit Sean?

26. Street sign: "To the Braille Institute". Who's it for?

27. If corn oil comes from corn and olive oil comes from olives, where the heck does baby oil come from?

28. If you spin an oriental man, does he become disoriented?

29. Why do we call it a hamburger when it is made from beef?

30. Why do people in Alaska buy white cars?

31. Do illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?

32. If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn?

33. If you're in France and you order toast, do you get toast or French toast?

34. Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?

35. Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?

36. Why is there an expiration date on sour cream? Does old sour cream go good?

37. If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2? 38. Is there another word for synonym?

39. If a cow laughs, does milk come out it's nose?

40. Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

Stupid is as Stupid does!!

"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life."
- Brooke Shields"

"So many of the people in the arenas here were under-privileged anyway. This is working very well for them."
- Barabra Bush (September 2005, during the Katrina disaster)

"I'm not going to have some reporters pawing through our papers. We are the president."
- Hillary Clinton"

"China is a big country, inhabited by many Chinese."
- Charles De Gaulle, former French President

"I don’t think anybody should write his autobiography until after he’s dead.”
- Samuel Goldwyn

"Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country."
- Marion Barry, Washing, D.C. Mayor

"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it."
- Dan Quayle, U.S. Vice President

"I think that the film 'Clueless' was very deep. I think it was deep in the way that it was very light. I think lightness has to come from a very deep place if it's true lightness".
-Alicia Silverstone

"I think that gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman".
-Arnold Schwartzanegger

"The Internet is a great way to get on the Net."
-Bob Dole

"Predictions are difficult, especially about the future"
-Yogi Berra

"Too many OB/GYN’s aren’t able to practice their love with women all across the country.”
- George W. Bush

"I was asked to come to Chicago because chicago is one of our 52 states."
- Raquel Welch

"What's Walmart? Do they sell, like, wall stuff?"
- Paris Hilton

"The word 'genuis' isn't applicable in football. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein."
- Joe Theismann

"I've never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don't like eating fish. And I know it's very popular out there in Africa."
- Britney Spears

"So, where’s the Cannes Film Festival being held this year?”
- Christina Aguilera

"You know, one of the hardest parts of my job is to connect Iraq to the war on terror.”
- George W. Bush

"A zebra does not change its spots."
- Al Gore 1991 (and again in 1992)

"It was God who made me so beautiful. If I weren't, then I'd be a teacher."
- Linda Evangelista

"Feminism was established so as to allow unattractive women easier access to the mainstream of society."
- Rush Limbaugh

"I was recently on a tour of Latin America, and the only regret I have was that I didn't study Latin harder in school so I could converse with those people."
- Dan Quayle

"Verbosity leads to unclear, inarticulate things."
-Dan Quayle