Sunday, May 19, 2013
well today is Sunday... I ain't doing nada but waiting to see the Spurs lose (hopefully) and drinking some Dewars Scotch...so here I am. This post will probably piss some people off; but two peas in a bucket...fuck it.
1. I am so sick of celebrities and sports stars and who ever the fuck else "coming out" and announcing their sexuality. Who gives a shit. What if everybody else felt the need to "come out"?
'Hi. for those of you that don't know me, my name is SSG DirtyRed. I am Staff Sergeant in the United States Army. I called this press conference today to clear up a few things. I am a heterosexual male. Yes folks.. I love Pussy. I have known I was a pussy hound since I was 13 or 14. There have been rumors for years about my sexuality, so today I decided to come clean. I am tired of the pretending and I apologize to my Gay friends for always coming up with an excuse as to why I cannot go whenever they ask me to frequent their usual "Gay haunts" with them'.
2. How in the hell is Lauren Hill going to jail for a first offense and Lindsey Lohan's cracked out ass is still walking free?
3. Why the hell did Angelina Jolie get those beautiful two titties of hers cut off just because she THOUGHT she was gonna get cancer? What sense does that make? That's like me thinking I am going to fall and twist my ankle on my morning run. Am I going to stay home and get fat? Or maybe get a doctor to give me an unnecessary surgery? This whole announcement of hers smells like a publicity stunt to me.
4. Who believes that the President did not know that the IRS was investigating the Tea Party? How the hell could he not know? The IRS is investigating the very people that are constantly talking shit about him and he does not know about it? SERIOUSLY? Isn't the IRS a GOVERNMENT institution? Come on Mr. President. you need to do a better job of controlling the people that work for you. Or either you need to find out who the snitch is inside your organization. Because it is pretty obvious that somebody that is close to you does not like you too much. Just saying.
5. OK... The game is bought to come on....And speaking of the game... Why does the NBA just cut the bullshit and go ahead and give Miami the championship already? All this drawn out shit is getting old. I mean really... Who is going to beat them?
That is all.